A WORD FROM THE MANAGER

Sunday 14th March 1999

Happy Union 2 Wendover Arms 3

It was a beautiful spring morning with few clouds in the sky and the sun shining brightly down. What great weather for football. After a short moment of panic the team eventually all arrived at the pitch and the kit arrived shortly after that. The lads got ready and seemed really up for this one. The disappointments of not holding onto the lead last week could not be ignored as we were playing the same team again in successive weeks. But this time the conditions suited us. Cap'n Nemo reffing for the day blew his whistle for the start of the match, WAFC defending the John Lewis end started the livelier of the two sides. A swift passing movement starting from the centre and then pushing wide exposed the frailties of the Onion defence. Sliced in two, the Onion defence were lucky not to go a goal down. Immediately the Onions counter attacked and for the one and only time of the entire 90 minutes the defence, defending too high up the pitch, gave the space to the fat Onion midfielder to dink a ball over the top for his Onion teammate to chase onto. Richard trying to close down the angles steamed out of goal only to be beaten at the far post. 1-0 to the Onions and quite clearly it was an injustice to lose that goal. The lads fought bravely - 15 minutes into the game and it seemed the Onions were going to try and hold the goal advantage and try and keep us at bay for the remainder of the game. How foolish this was to be. With Sniffer and Tuppa firing on all cylinders the equaliser was a mere formality. It was simply just a matter of when. Good link up play between Chris and Jon created the opening down the right. Some superb off the ball movement by Dave gave him the space he needed. And when Tuppa dummied the through ball by Woodster Sniffer Harris was there to pop up and rifle in the goal. 1-1 and the game was poised beautifully. It was a concern of mine before the game as to how the defence would fare without the presence of Choorah but to their credit, James and Super Phil Jones played their hearts out. Not putting a foot wrong between them for the entire game. These two lads epitomised everything good about the WAFC team. Skill, determination, strength and flair these boys had it in abundance. Sensing this the Onion forwards were getting increasingly demoralised. The only time that they ever looked like scoring was.........well, they didn't. WAFC were playing them off the park. With the onus on the WAFC front men the second WAFC goal was imminent. Some good work down the left by the young Irish lad Rory set up Tuppa with his first of the game. Some good interlinking at the edge of the box between Chris and Sniffer exposed the frail Onion defence once more. When the loose ball was released into the path of the advancing striker there was no doubt in anybodys mind where the ball was going to end up. The ball hit the back of the net and almost instantly the Onion heads dropped. The despair on their face was clear for everyone to see. What a great sight that was - and on such a lovely spring morning. Tuppas finish was class. No doubt about it. The last two weeks the lad has shown the commitment that we knew he had, it was just a matter of him channelling it in the right direction. Since his return to the side Tuppa has proven to everyone that he should be the first name down on the teamsheet and the number 9 jersey is rightfully his. I'm really pleased for the lad, and as long as he doesn't get complacent he will become undoubtedly an even better player. Within minutes it was 3! Great anticipation by the boy Sniffer seized on a careless pass by an Onion, raced through on goal 1 on 1 with the keeper. There was only ever going to be one outcome. Dave cooly slotted home the vital goal to increase the deficit to 2 goals and it surely was going to be off to the chopping board for the Onions. Having seen the farce of a result the night before on television when Lennox Lewis was cruelly denied his moment of glory, I was not holding my breath. 2 minutes before the turnaround Onions had a corner. Swung in from the right the ball found an Onion head and Richard had no chance as the player headed home from close range. 3-2 to WAFC a deserved lead indeed, but not a fair reflection of our first half dominance. With only 1 change being made at halftime, Ander coming on for Pot, the lads knew that they could win. They proved it to themselves in the first half. It was now all a matter of application. The second half was somewhat of an anti climax. Onions never looked like scoring , trying long range efforts (and I mean LONG range, 45 yds+) in a desperate attempt to get an equaliser. These desperate measures adopted by the Onions was a significant compliment to the defence. The whole backline played superbly and worked together well as a single unit for the entire game and when the Onions started their hit and hope shots we all knew then that the result was to be a formality. Not counting our chickens it was tense finale but the lads battled well and carved out the better chances of the second half. Having played a couple of miutes extra for stoppages Cap'n Nemo blew his whistle to the delight of the Wendy players. Another 3 points secured and a vital victory. This win has now taken us into double figures for the season. This truly shows the charchter that we have in the team. To lose our first 8 fixtures and to bounce back with results like these can only suggest one thing. WE are a team. We all work for each other and the desire for the team to succeed is always ever present on the pitch. These are things that can't be taught on the training ground, it is down to the individuals who make up the team to all work hard for the same cause. And it is because they want to win. The desire and drive of this team is second to none. It is for these reasons that I get such great pleasure in working with the team because I know that whenever the lads pull on the purple jerseys they are wearing their hearts on their sleeves and this is what is setting us apart from our competitors.

HAZLEMERE next................................Let's Shit on 'em!!!

TEAM: Richard (7), Lee (7), Phil (10), James (9), Rory (9), Nick (7), Jon (8), Chris (8), Pot (6), Dave (9), Tuppa (9) Sub: Ander (6)

Man of the Match: Phil Jones (Utility player of immense quality. Player of the year???)

Sunday 7th March 1999

Wendover Arms 3 Happy Union 3

It was probably the worst conditions that we had played in all season on Sunday. The rain was hammering down and the wind was making the temperature feel like 10 below. I think it may have been down to this as the reason we only had 12 players turn up, but to their credit, the lads who did show up were up for this game. After the pre-match twat at goal the lads were keen to get the game going, the fact the Onion only had 10 men on the pitch was probably the reason for this. Anyway, the ref blew his whistle and the game kicked off. A few passes around midfield were intercepted by an Onion and a long range effort went wide of the post. What was about to follow would surely have been a dead cert to win �250 from old Jezza Beadle had the Coaches camcorder worked. However, the incident can only be remembered now from what the players who were there saw themselves. Richard took the goalkick with an Onion standing at the edge of the box all on his own. And, of all the places for Richard to kick it, he hit it straight at the Onion. With all the time in the world, one on one with the keeper, the Onion went for glory. Fortunately, he had the shooting boots of Andy Cole and the shot went well wide. Minutes later WAFC were on the attack. Superb passing movements (under the circumstances) set Tuppa racing through. With electrifying pace, the lad with the ball almost glued to his foot, raced to the goal. The keeper came out well and made himself big to reduce tuppas target area but to no avail. The coolness of the finish was delightful, sliding the ball past the keeper low into the bottom corner. 1-0 to the Wendover! Again neat passing between the midfield and the front two carved open another opportunity and the Onion defence was looking ragged. A deft lob over the top of the defence sent The Mighty Mouse Chris Barnett through on goal again, having taken notes from tuppas goal, Chris calmly buried the ball into the net a fantastic goal and a fantastic start. 2-0 to the Wendover! I'm sure at this point the lads were thinking that this was going to be a walk over. The Onion defence was being peeled apart like.......an Onion. I certainly thought we were going to take a significant lead into half time but the ref soon prevented that. After holding the 2 goal advantage for some 10-15 minutes the Onion struck back. A simple cross came across in front of the WAFC goal. Richard trying to collect, fumbled the ball as an Onion rolled into his back and the ball teetered over the line. To me it was a blatant foul on the goalie but the ref Alan "Paul Dansons brother" Peters let the goal stand. A miscarriage of justice of gigantic proportions. Only to be compared with the Guildford 4, it was more like the Wendover 11. Having accepted the decision the lads did well to contain the 12 men of the Onion (11 players and the ref). But yet again another controversial decision led to the Onions equaliser. Cho Singh always an inspiration at the back, did well to hold off a challenge from an Onion, but as the Onion fell in the area like a sack of.....Onions, ref Danson awarded them a spot kick. Richard had no chance with the kick and the scores were level at 2 a piece. It was gojng to take an enormous amount of courage to hold the team together and they all put in 100% effort to keep the scores level at half time. After perhaps the quickest half time break in history, Chris recollected after the game - "I only had two tokes on my fag", the second half kicked off. A tactical decision by Cap'n C before the game gave us the advantage of having the wind behind us for the second half. It was a class decision as the Onions were put on the back foot. It was pretty much continuous pressure for the first 25 minutes of the half, much to refs disappointment. Then WAFC got their first clear cut opportunity. A devastating run by Andy "I'm a footballer not a movie star" Tuppa into the box squared the ball back into the path of the advancing Sniffer Harris. With the goal gaping wide in front of him Sniffer put the ball wide from a yard out. It was probably harder for Sniffer to miss than to score from that position but it wasn't to be and the luck was against us. For those of you who have just joined us it is 2-2 with the WAFC vs 11 Onions with all the luck and the Ref. Then a flash of inspiration from the lad Tuppa. Having been the thorn in the Onion defence all day Tuppa raced through on goal and casually buried the ball into the back of the net and there was nothing the ref could do about it. 3-2 to the Wendover! 2 good chances fell to Ander who hit well over the bar which could have sealed the game. But the lads pressed on to regain the 2 goal advantage. It was surely just a matter of time before we did score but the luck was nowehere to be seen. Then with perhaps their only second chance of the half the Onions hit a long ball forward with their striker chasing onto it. In a flash of tempoary insanity Richard ran out of his goal, covered almost 30 yards to get to the ball, but came second in the race. The striker lobbed him and the ball trickled over the line. For perhaps the 3rd time this season we have dropped points in the last 10 minutes of a game. Lady Luck is not shagging any of our players and todays game reiterated the fact. The final whistle blew and it was disappointing not to pick up all three points but under the circumstances, in the conditions a biased ref we were good value for a draw and deserved more. It will be an interesting game next week when we play the Onions again, this time away. Hopefully we will only have to play against 11 men then. But we are all confident in the fact that we can chop up the Onion defence like.........an Onion.

Team: Richard (6), Kay (7), Lee (7), Cho (8), James (8), Pot (6), Ander (7), Phil (8), Chris (8), Dave (6), Tuppa (10) Sub: Rory (8)

Man of the Match: Tuppa (are you Ginola in disguise?)

WAFC 2 Pheasant 3

It was a bright Sunday morning and most of the team reported for duty on time which was good to see. Before the game started there was minor incident involving one of the teams players which resulted in him leaving the ground before a ball had even been kicked. The game kicked off with the Wendy fielding potentially its strongest team avilable to the selectors. This became evident less than a minute into the proceedings as a wonderful through ball found Rob who, with a quite exquisite touch, layed the ball into the path of Sniffer Harris who calmly lofted the ball over the advancing keeper to make the score 1-0 to the Wendy. This was a true strikers finish. The coolness of the first touch and the finish were text book Premier League material and the lad Harris took the chance superbly. The game then became a little scrappy for the next half hour. A physical contest in midfield was the cause of this, but comendable performances from Phil Jones and Chris Barnett held their own on a very difficult playing surface. 20 minutes into the game and Ander receiving another glorious through ball was clear through on goal, unfortunately the touch let him down and the chance went begging. Surely had the Wendover scored then the result would have been a formality. But minutes later, The Pheasant struck back with a well worked goal. It was unfortunate, against the run of play but it was a well taken goal none the less. 1-1 and the Wendover had a game on their hands. Minutes into the second half a lapse of concentration led to the Pheasants second goal of the game. Nick drifting out of position tried to take one player on too many, the resulting loss of possesion gave the Pheasant the invitation to put a straightforward cross into the box. 9 times out of 10 and Richard would have held the cross, unfortunately this time he didn't and the ball dropped to the feet of the advancing Pheasant striker. 2-1 and there was work to be done. Ander forced to retire from the game because of a sprain to his ankle gave the opportunity to Jon Wood to use his fitness and prowess down the right to force an equaliser. It just wasn't to be as chance after chance went begging. On another day the Wendover could easily have bagged 5 or 6 goals but the finishing was to elude us all day. The resulting quick break from all of the Wendover pressure once again caught the Purple Haze defence napping, the advancing Pheasant substitute, one on one with Richard cooly flicked the ball away from the keeper and ball nestled at the back of the net. 3-1 to the Pheasant but this scoreline did not reflect a true picture of events. With 10 minutes or so the Wendover still with their heads held high kept pushing the Pheasant back into their half as chance after chance was created. Both Rob and Dave hit shots just over the bar and Chris was a constant danger to the weakening defence. Then the opportunity came. A simple square pass to Rory on the left gave the young Irishman a clear run on goal. Breaking into the edge of the box the young lad picked his spot and finished the chance with a sublime shot wide of the advancing keeper. 3-2 and the Wendover had a chance. Still even with a 1 goal defecit the pressure was continuous. It was a very much one sided affair and the Pheasant knew it as they waited with baited breath for the referee to blow his whistle for full time. Still with the time available we missed a few chances and Phil Jones showing great determination hit the post with only seconds left on the clock. The ref blew the whistle for the end of the game. It just wasn't to be. The score could of easily been 7-3 to us but it was just one of those days. Having sat through the first ever pay per view event on Sky Sports the night before and witnessing Sunderland draw 0-0 against a lowly Oxford side it was almost deja vu. Games like this do happen in football, remember the 1990 World Cup seim final against Germany? Over the 90 minutes & extra time we were by far the better team. But at the end it was not to be and the same could be said for yesterdays game. But as we all witnessed in 1990 we still all loooked forward to the future and we have all experienced the trauma of watching a one sided game without getting the required result. But this, at the end of the day IS Football. It is why we all love "Pele's beautiful game" so much. The chance for the underdog to get a result and the chance to replay matches in the future to prove a point that despite losing, teams can come back to win matches if not cups and league titles. This is no different for the Wendover. We WILL come back from this and prove a point to the league and to ourselves that the best footballing side in the league is The Wendover Arms. We have this chance to do it and we will prove it. I am sure you are all well aware of the talent that we have in the side and as the teams grows and learns together the better we will become. We didn't get the required result on Sunday, but we won a moral victory. Take heart lads from the performance, train hard, have faith and we will overcome. COME ON THE WENDY!!!!!

Wendover Arms 2 Chiltern Rovers 5

The score says it all really. A poor performance by all the players in dreadfull conditions. The game started promptly and the team appeared up for it before the game. There was a buzz around the team after a good run of 3 games undefeated and a goal difference of 19 for and 2 against. With the wind at their backs the Wendy started the livelier of the 2 teams. Showing some good skill down both flanks and through the middle. The first 20 minutes was just Wendover pressue and to be fair if we had taken our chances at this stage of the game the result would have been ours. However, it wasn't to be. A defensive error at the heart of the Wendover back four let Chiltern score their first goal. It was a very sloppy goal to concede and totally against the run of play. Much the same for the next two goals - defensive players completely out of position, not communicating and not dealing with the ball in danger by just hitting it clear. Time after time WAFC players were trying to run the ball from out of defence but not achieving anything but concede possesion. The frustration was setting in and it seemed like the Wendover of old. Despite a solid performance with only 10 men against second from top Eurotec last week. The backbone of the team this week was like jelly. The fire and passion of the side was not there and the will to win was was left on the sidelines. On the stroke of half time Tuppa had the easiest of tap ins to put the score to 3-1 at the break. Tactical changes ensued and it was going to take more determination than ever to salvage a point from this result. Entering the frame at half time was K (making his first appearance since being in rehabilitation with Gazza), Rob Vierra and Rory both making their debuts. Within 2 minutes of the restart K Singh in a moment of indecison gave a push to the back of one of Chilterns forwards and the referee gave the spot kick which was duely converted. This basically ended any chance that we may have had of salvaging anything from the game and afterwards it appeared that the players knew this. It certainly appeared that way from the sidelines. Another simple mistake at the back let Chiltern in for their fifth of the game and it was curtains for the Wendy. Chris still took his opportunity at the death well. A deft lob over the advancing Chiltern keeper put the score 5-2. A quality finish in a very untidy game. I will not name names but I was very disappointed with some of the players contribution to the game. I know that they can play better, they know that they can play better. The fact that we have managed to beat 2 of the top 3 in recent weeks suggests that we have the team to take on all comers. But in order for us to win, WE have to make it happen. It doesn't just happen on its own accord. There will be some major team changes on Sunday. But until then it is up to the players to shine through in training with a desire and a passion to fight for the Wendover cause that will justify their selection in the team. It is now up to you!

7th February 1999

Eurotec 0 Wendover Arms 3

 

It was cold wintry afternoon down on the Rye on Sunday. It was not exactly perfect footballing conditions with a gale force wind blowing hard across the pitch. The Wendover brimming with confidence looked different class on the pre-match warm up and all the players were up for it. Having taken their first points of the season last week the lads were up beat and in the mood ready to take on the team currently 2nd and who had only been beaten twice all season. It was to be a stiff test on the young Wendover side.

The game kicked off and the early pressure was coming from Eurotec. They put some nice passing moves together in midfield and were looking to slot their forwards through on goal right down the centre of the pitch. But, full credit to the Wendover defence. The pressure was simply soaked up and then the ball calmly and cooly distributed out of defence to midfield. This is where we looked at our most dangerous. The counter attacking style of football we played was working. Drawing the Eurotec defenders out of position giving them a false sense of security the speed at which the Wendover broke always had Eurotec on theback foot.

It was pretty much stalemate for the first 10 minutes, only Tuppa making any significance on the game by taking out 2 Eurotec players in quick succession. The referee, obviously biased towards his own players had words with the Wendover front man and it was clear Tuppa needed to stay out the referees way for the rest of the game. Then the turning point. A flowing move started at the heart of the Wendover defence. Choorah brought the ball out from deep and slid an exquisite through ball to Chris who looked up and by trying to put Dave "Sniffer" Harris through on goal forced the defender into an error and put the ball into his own net. The deadlock was broken! 1-0 to the Wendover!!

Eurotec were shaken. The sense of urgency to get a goal back was evident for everyone to see. The slick passing moves vanished and Eurotec weredesperately trying to get a goal back. For a short period the Eurotec players forced the Wendover players into some pressure at the back. But not realizing the skill and strength we posed up front it was to be a foolish decision on their behalf. The ball broke out of defence, and with too many of their players committed forward Tuppa found himself through on goal. One on one with the keeper there was going to be only one outcome. 2-0 to the Wendover!! A cool convincing finish which gave the Wendover players and supporters alike to erupt into mass hysteria.

Full credit to Eurotec, they tried hard to break through but as it was the Wendover side were too strong and skillful to let them play their natural game. Then, in a split second, the game turned on its head again. This time, to Eurotec's advantage. Tuppa, having previously being warned by the referee on two occasions tried to win the ball back. Having gone to ground he swung his foot in anger and scythed down the Eurotec player. There was only one decision the referee was going to make. Tuppa was off! Shown the red card and he was walking back to the changing rooms. From a neutrals perspective he had to go. He could of quite easily been sent off for two bookables earlier in the first half.

This was pressure. 5 minutes remained of the first half and we were down to 10 men. It was vitally important we didn't concede a goal before half time. And the lads did not disappoint. They held together firm and again the defence soaked up the pressure. The half time whistle blew, with the score still at 2-0.

Minor tactical changes by the manager at half time to tighten up the defence left Dave as the sole striker up front ready to sniff out any half chances that came his way. For 40 long minutes it was a heroes performance by 10 committed, hard working players. EVERYONE gave it that little bit extra to compensate for the loss of Tuppa in the first half. Watching on the sidelines, it was reminiscent of a particular World Cup quarter final in 98 when the 10 heroes of England held firm to keep out the Argies. The only difference being we were protecting a two goal lead.

Pot Singh was a revelation in the second half closing down the opposition well forcing them into their own half and not giving them any time on the ball. Sheer class! But no one player can be singled out as everyone got on with the job and held together well to stop any remote chance of Eurotec scoring.

Time was ticking by and the pressure was mounting. Could we hold on. Two free-kicks in dangerous positions were wasted by Eurotec and the result was almost secure. Then in the dying seconds, some good work down the left by the Wendover resulted in a corner. Chris floated in a beautiful corner to the near post. The keeper should have claimed it, but up popped Choorah to cooly bury the ball into the top left hand corner with a superb header. 3-0 to the Wendover!! Seconds later the referee blew his whistle for the end of the match. Another 3 points and a class performance yet again.

 

Team: Richard (9), Lee (7), Choorah (8), Nick (8), James (8), Phil (9), Pot(8),Chris (8), Paul (7), Tuppa (6), Dave (7).

Man of the Match: Richard (First clean sheet and an outstanding performance)

 

31st January 1999

 

Wendover Arms 5 Chinnor 1

 

The game was due to start at 10.30am but had to be delayed by 15 minutes due to the fact that only half the team had turned up. This was pressure. The coach had to make a gambled decision on who was going to play where and at very short notice.

The game kicked off, the same meat head wanker from the first game was trying to make his presence felt in the heart of the pitch but to no avail. The Wendover looked strong from the off and rightly deserved to take the lead. A swift passing move between Chris, Paul Fox & Pot gave Tuppa all the time in the world to slot home the first goal low into the bottom right hand corner. We knew it was going to be hard, having taken the initiative at Chinnor only to lose the game in the final minute to a sloppy defensive error, we couldn't afford to make a similar mistake.

Although Chinnor did have some good passing movements the makeshift Wendover defence remained solid. With 3 of our regular defenders unavailable for a number of reasons it was down to Lee, Choorah, Phil & Jon to hold the line and tidy up any chances Chinnor created. Time after time the defence held strong cleaning the ball away from our goal leaving Chinnor with only one option being to have shots from long range. Lee a rock at right back held his nerve superbly as did Phil. Jon was always a threat going forward showing great qualities linking up with Pot and Chris in midfield.

The second goal followed and it was no more than we deserved. Always having that cutting edge up front the Wendover were creating chance after chance. It was only a matter of time that the Chinnor defence gave way. Some neat one touch football down the right between Chris and Ander created the opportunity for Dave Harris to notch his 4th goal of the season. 2-0 to the Wendover!

This was an achievement in itself. Never had we had a 2 goal cushion in a league game and the players were determined not to let it slip. However, shortly after the second goal went in Chinnor always dangerous from set pieces had a corner. In the confusion at the back post Pot Singh was unlucky to see the ball deflect off his shin into the goal. 2-1, but the lads were not dispondent.

We knew we had the upper hand. We knew that we were the better footballing team. We knew that we could win. The domination was soon rectified again as Choorah Singh picked the ball up outside the Chinnor penalty area and crashed home a remarkable strike. The lads showing their true class as battlers with their cavalier never say die attitude had once again secured a 2 goal cushion. 3-1 to the Wendover. The half time whistle blew shortly afterwards and the lads

were up for it. The sweet taste of victory was now almost in sight. We had the players and they had the belief.

The coach decided to make one change at half time. Taking Paul Fox off for Nick the Barman gave the Wendover a bit more strength at the back with Phil Jones slotting into the midfield. Chinnor obviously believing that the 3 points were secure before kick off went hell for leather for the first 10-15 minutes of the second half, but the Wendover defence was resiliant. Chinnor lost their belief and were constantly trying to get corners and free kicks to try and get the scores back level. They knew they could not break us down in open play but we knew we could score. This was proven when a quick passing movement between Lee and Ander sent the right midfielder hurtling down the line. A quick first time cross to Tuppa resulted in probably the easiest goal that he is ever likely to score. 4-1 to the Wendover, it was quickly becoming a walkover. 

The fitness levels of the team showed for the final ten minutes and despite Choorah Singh hitting an Ince syle penalty straight at the Chinnor keeper the Wendover still managed to secure a fifth to make the points safe. A neat pass from Pot deep on the left was headed on by Tuppa. Dave Harris all alone in the Chinnor box controlled the ball on his knee and then hit a rifling volley first time into the back of the net. This was truly the goal of the season and it was a fantastic way to seal the victory. 5-1 to the Wendover and the three points were ours!

 

Team (rating out of 10): Richard (7), Lee (8), Choorah (8), Phil (10), Jon (8), Chris (9), Pot (7), Paul (7), Ander (7), Tuppa (8), Dave (9) Sub: Nick (7).

Man of the Match: Phil Jones (a class act)      

 

23rd January 1999

 

Wendover Arms 11 New Inn, Maidenhead 1

 

The curse of the Wendover has been put to rest!

Yep, 11-1 to the Purple Haze! The game was late starting in the lack of players commitment to the team (you know who you are!). So it was left to the resources available to the manager to pick/get 11 players for the game. The line up was as follows:

Richard (Goalie), Stuart (RB), Kevin (CB), Nick (CB), Jon (LB), Beckham (CM), Phil (AM), Tom (LW), Ander (RW), Tuppa (ST), Neil Tuppa's Brother (ST).

The game kicked off, and in a moment of inspiration Phil played the ball into space down the right, Ander showing great skill and pace beat the New Inn's left back and whipped in a powerfull cross where both Tuppa and Neil were queing up to bury it. Neil took the opportunity in style. 10 seconds gone and it was 1-0 to the Wendy! A further 5 minutes of play past and the Wendy were controlling the game. Phil & Beckham were running things in Midfield and the back four tidied up any pressure that was coming back.

Again a beautifull sequence of play led to the second goal. Beckham took possesion deep into in his own half and sent a thru ball to tuppa who spread the play wide to Ander. Having beaten one defender with a deft touch and showing a clean pair of heels to the opposition Ander moved into space, looked up and then proceeeded to nutmeg the goalie from 20 yards out. 2-0 to the Wendy. It has to be said that the two wide men, Tom & Ander were the scurge of the New Inn defence all afternoon. Attack after attack from great passing and fine movement ripped apart the New Inn  defence time after time.

Before long it was 3-0. A simple thru ball in behind the defence put Tuppa on his way for the first of his hat-trick. At this time even the Wendover players could not comprehend what was happening. 3-0 up and Richard hadn't had a save to make.

It was eventually 5-0 at half time, two goals from Neil both created by the skill and flair of the Gionlaesque Tom on the left. Within 30 seconds of the interval with the New Inn down to 9 men as they were trying to complete two substitutions. A counter attack led to their on and only goal of the game. The left winger did a number on Stuart which left the bald right back with egg on his face. Seeing Richard way off his line watching the game as a spectator as he had done for the entire first half, the left winger tried an audacious lob (Nayim v Seaman Cup Winners Cup final 1995) which found the net. 5-1 to the Wendover ,had we been counting our chickens? Of course not, the next sequence of play, beautifull one touch passing between the midfield, front men and both wingers switching the play beautifully creating holes right across the New Inn back four left Neil with an easy finish. 6-1 to the Wendy!

The game followed a similar trend to the first half. Opportunities being carved out from all points of attack. 7-1, 8-1, 9-1 and the flood gates were well and truly open and the Wendy were now cruising! There was a point of fever pitch as the players sensed a possible double figure score line with only 5   minutes to play. Again the ball was won in midfield by the enigmatic Phil who had played out of his skin all afternoon, who calmly distributed to Beckham on the overlap. A one touch pass to the right wing by Beckham giving Ander some space to run into down the right. Beckham having continued his run into the box latched onto the perfectly weighted cross like a blinkered wildebeast and powered the header into the back of the net. Andy Gray - had he seen the finish, would have been rewiding the replay back time and time again. This goal summed up the way the players had played all day. It was poetry in motion. The one touch passing, the movement, the cross and the finish would never have looked out of place on any Premiership ground. It was sheer class. 10-1 to the Wendover and the lads were delighted!

But it wasn't to end there. Again a scramble on the outside of the box left the ball to Beckham with his back to goal. A little shimmy and a fake to go one way confused the defender. In one split second and in one motion, Beckham hit the ball full on the turn from 25 yards and buried the ball low into the bottom right hand corner. The keeper (possibly Bruce's brother) had absolutely no chance with the strike and that was how the game was to end. 11-1 to the Wendover Arms and the first ever victory recorded by the side.

From the managers perspective, it has made my job extremely hard in picking a side for next weeks game. Everyone gave 100% on Saturday so some people will be disappointed not to be getting into the starting line up for Sundays crucial league fixture against Chinnor. All the players must take it on board that winning teams win because of their strength in depth - and following Saturdays performance it is clear that The Wendover have it!

 

Man of the Match: BECKHAM

 

1st January 1999

So here it is, 1999 has finally arrived! What do I mean finally arrived? Well, I have been looking forward to this New Year with great anticipiation since our last match. It was a champion performance from the boys in purple and as we all know we were so unlucky not to pick up our first point of the season. But everything is there to suggest that the first victory is imminent.
I was actually disappointed that there was such a gap between fixtures as I think if we had a game the week after Chinnor we would have won. But, the foundations to the side have now been laid and it is just a learning process from now on.
We will just have to wait and see if there have been any seasonal injuries, if you know what I mean.
Well, Happy New Year to everybody and all the best for a successfull 1999 for the Wendover!


20th December 1998

Chinnor 4 Wendover Arms 3

This was our best performance of the season so far. Chinnor having been unbeaten in the 7 matches prior to this fixture proved to be a well organised side and we knew they were going to be a tough team to breakdown. On arriving at the ground it was obvious that it was going to be hard work. The pitch reminded me of Loakes Park back in the day, with a steep hill stretching from one end to the other. Not only that, the wind was also behind when attacking downhill. The scene is set, the team took to the field and this was going to be it, our first points of the season.
The first 20 minutes was amazing. Despite playing on a surface that was more mud than grass we managed to put together some good passing movements and exploited the space and the frailties at the heart of the Chinnor defence. The constant barage of Wendover pressure was keeping Chinnor in their own half for long sustained periods and there was little work for the defence to do. When Chinnor did put on the pressure Choorah, Nick & James all tidied things up at the back frustrating the Chinnor forwards. The pressure was too much for Chinnor as Dave Harris, starting his first match, pounced on an opportunity and cooly buried the ball into the net. 1-0 to the Wendover and we had achieved something we hadn't done all season, score the first goal. The pressure continued the Wendover were making subtle attacks from all sides of the pitch. The attacks reminded me of the recent Gulf Crisis, we were the allies and Chinnor were Iraq. It was dissappointing not to have scored one or two more goals in this sustained period of pressure.
Then, from nowhere, Chinnor had a corner. It was obvious who the target man was but in a moment of uncertainty the goal was conceded. A well finished header from the fat number 9 ended up in the net. It was now 1-1 and there was everything to play for.
10 minutes later and Chinnor were awarded another dubious corner decision. To be fair to the ref, he had a good game and managed to let the game flow. In came the corner and again if a certain individual namely me had called for the ball the deflected header from one of our own players would never have found the target. So there it was, an own goal giving Chinnor the lead. 2-1 and we had some work to do.
We found our feet again and started spreading the ball neatly around the park creating a number of opportunities. It is ironical that the equaliser came from a set piece.
Ander took the corner, a long floating delivery to the back post and up popped "Johnny on the Spot", Dave Harris to side foot home The Wendy's second and the crucial equaliser.
Moments later the ref blew his whistle for the end of the first half. 2-2 was not a fair reflection on the first half of play. It could quite easily have been 5-2 to us had we had some luck. Choz Singh for one who had a rifling effort hit the bar and bounce away to safety.
The game was there to be won still and we knew that we were the better footballing team. Not 5 minutes into the second half however, a defending cock up, which Mr Hansen from BBC TV would not have been too proud of let Chinnor in one on one with the keeper. It was 3-2. I have to admit my heart dropped after that goal went in. I was desperately praying that we would be the team to score first. It was just unfortunate that they were gifted the chance so soon into the second period. The next 25 minutes were a bit of a non event. We were still creating chances and were showing all the signs of a quality side. Had Lady Luck been with us then who knows but credit to the lads they all gave 100% start to finish.
Beckham was brought on for Pot Singh early in the second period and did well creating space in assisting James at left back. Stuart came on for myself not long after to try and give some extra stabilty at the back with less attack minded players on the pitch.
Then, some swift passing moves in midfield by Chris & John tore up the Chinnor midfield. The through ball came to Dave Harris who looked for a shot but saw Tuppa making one of his penetrating runs to the back post. The pass was beautifully weighted. At the time the angle for Tuppas shot seemed almost impossible to make. I have seen premiership strikers miss chances like this, but Tuppa, calm as you like in his alcohol induced state slid the ball in past the post to level the scores 3-3.
The match now looked like to have reached it's climax and both sides seemed quite happy to share the points. As injury time approached Chinnor had a couple of corners which, with great defensive qualities from Tuppa & Dave dropping back to help out. The ref was now looking at his watch. Then again tis is the Wendover Arms!A a half chance created by a Chinnor throw in, spun off into the space and the little shit hit it first time into the corner of the net leaving Richard with no chance. 10 seconds later it was all over. The ref blew his whistle and the game was over. A point snatched away from us in the cruelest of ways.
Watching from the sidelines had hadn't felt anything like that for a long time, well since the summer at least.
Football is one of those games where the uncertainty of the outcome can eventually be decided in the cruelest of fashions. When the ref blew his whistle, I had the same feeling in my gut when Pearce, Waddle, Southgate, Ince, Batty & of course Micky Gray all missed their penalties. The emotion that football brings to us is why we love the game so much. It is moments like this that prove to be the best education in the game. Why? Because we know next time it could quite easily be us scoring the winner in the dying seconds.
Winner, you hear me say! Yes indeed, it is inevitable now that our first win is close on the horizon.
Anyone with an ounce of footballing knowledge will know that this is achievable, but this week it just wasn't to be. Man Ure got beat by Middlesbrough on Saturday and who would have thought that possible? But football teams need time. We have got the side there now and we have got a strong squad. Now it is just down to the players learning from each other and understand they all play. We can take a hell of a lot from todays game. For long periods we were a class above this side and we now just need to build on it.
Team: Richard (7), Ander (7), Choz (8), Nick (8), James (9), John (7), Pot (6), Phil (6), Chris (9), Tuppa (7), Dave (10), Subs: Beckham (6), Stuart (6)
Man of the Match: Dave Harris (First Start, 2 Goals could we expect anymore?)
16th December 1998

Preview: Chinnor vs Wendover Arms

I'm anticipating a good result this Sunday. After a fine performance last week I have decided to make a few tactical changes, fine tuning I think would be the correct expression. There will be two changes to the starting line up from the previous match. Dave Harris is expected to start along with myself (subject to fitness). I'm sure the two lads who are being replaced will be disappointed not to make the starting XI, but they will get the opportunity later in the game.
It is going to be hard for Chinnor to break us down as we now have some stability at the back and if Chris plays anywhere near as good as last week, I'm confident Tuppa and Dave will be able to bury any chances they get. I would really like to see us score the first goal of the game. This is something we haven't achieved as yet and I think that if we were to score first then I am quietly confident of us picking up all three points.

13th December 1998

Wycombe Town 7 Wendover Arms 4

OK, so we didn't record our first victory of the season, but we certainly proved ourselves as a team in the making. The match started off in the worst possible way. 20 seconds into the game Wycombe Town penetrated into the heart of the defence and took an early chance to make the score 1-0. The fact we only had 10 men on the pitch may have had something to do with it as Phil Jones, making his debut, was still in the changing rooms brushing his hair.
The second was soon to follow as Wycombe Town made a break down the right and a nice cross into the centre left the resulting easy tap in for the inevitable goal. During the next period to follow, The Wendover proved themselves to be a match for the home side with some nice interlinking passes starting from the back four and then working it through midfield to Tuppa & Chris up front. We were now creating chances. After half an hour we were down to 4-0, two goals that seemed to come from nowhere.
Then the game turned on it's head Wycombe Town were awarded  a penalty and up stepped the mouthy little right back that Pot Singh had almost kicked into Berkshire early in the first half. He thought he was good, he thought that this spot kick was going to send Wycombe Town merrily on their way to a secure 3 points, but it wasn't to be. The right back placed the ball on the spot with only 5'6" Richard in the Wendover net to beat. As he ran up to kick a shout came from the crowd, "You're Shit, aaaaahhhhhh" and the mouthy little git hit the angle of the post, it remained 4-0.
At this point the Wendover took control, some beautiful passing movements set Tuppa up for a beautiful low drive into the bottom right hand corner which the keeper had no chance in saving. 4-1 and the boys were back! 4-1 soon became 4-2 as a poor clearance from the Wycombe Town defence fell to the feet of Chris who unselfishly laid the ball into the path of Phil Jones who cracked a superb deflected effort looping over the keeper. It was a crucial time to score as moments later the ref blew his whistle for end of the first half.
The Wendover sensed that the pressure was on Town and came out fired up for the second half. The manager Wilson made one change at half time bringing on Dave Harris for Paul Fox. Moving Phil Jones over to the right flank, Dave slotted into the centre of midfield to put some extra pressure on the demoralised Town defence. 10 minutes of early pressure saw the Wendover with much of the possesion and forced Town into some critical mistakes. This all culminated in the eventual penalty decision awarded to the Wendover for a back pass to the keeper. From the sidelines we anticipated an indirect free kick, but fair dues to the ref a penalty he gave and a penalty we will have. Come on Tuppa!!! Fire it in!! So up stepped Tuppa, goal hero from the first half casually placing the ball on the penalty spot the time to score was now and the game would be ours.
A rifling effort from the striker hit the top of the bar and flew over the top, we held our heads in despair, we knew that if we had scored then we could have blown them away, but it wasn't to be. 5 minutes later a poor goal kick from Richard let Wycombe in for their fifth goal of the game. It was a very sloppy goal to concede but the reaction of the players was inevitable after seeing a penalty miss at the other end. But fair dues to everyone on the pitch. Heads didn't drop, and the passion and desire to win was outstanding. Even when the sixth Wycombe goal went in, heads did not drop and the skillfull passing movements and creative flair was evident for everyone to see. With 25 minutes to go the Wendover suddenly uped the tempo in a last ditch attempt to salvage something out of the game. Choorah Singh forever solid at the back was instrumental in initiating some quality passing moves. Dave and Chris linked up beautifully in the final third, and Pot Singh was always a threat down the left hand side. The quality of football which we produced for the last quarter of the match was a delight to see and everyone on the touchlines watching, saw the impressive football that was being witnessed before their very eyes.
Continual pressure for the last 20 minutes culminated in two glorious goals for the Wendover. The first an opportunist strike from the ever dangerous Chris brought the score back to 6-3. Then as the pressure told on the Wycombe Town defence a goal bound effort was deflected into the net to make the score 6-4.
With 5 minutes to go Wycombe Town scored a late goal to kill off any chance the Wendover had of salvaging a point but the boys played out of their skins for 90 minutes and a victory is close on the horizon.

Wendover Arms Team:Richard (7), James (8), Nick (7), Choorah (9), Stuart (5), Phil (7), John (7), Pot (7), Paul (6) (sub Dave H (8), Chris (9), Tuppa (8) (sub Beckham  (6).

Man of the Match: Choorah Singh, an inspiration at the heart of the defence. The new Sol Campbell?  

12th December 1998

Since taking over the position as manager of the Wendover Arms football team I have started to appreciate the stress the top flight premiership managers go through. No multi million pound signings but the decisions in picking your best team for a single match is no easy task. We may not have won any matches yet, we haven't got a point yet - but this is a big job and the pressure from the fans is hard. They demand success, and it is down to me and my backroom staff to gradually bring this bunch of talented youngsters to the peak of their abilities. Rome wasn't built in a day but with dedicated individuals who are proud to wear the claret and blue we will succeed.